I love awards season. I will watch the GG’s, Emmy’s along with the SAGS ending with the super bowl  of them all the Oscar’s. I especially like when movies or TV shows I enjoy are nominated or win. The GG was filled with movies and shows I have never even heard of but some great winners came out of last’s night craziness.

Ricky Gervais better run to Canada…he will need to hide out there with Randy and Evi Quaid to avoid the Hollywood whackers. That was one crazy, I don’t give a shit performance if ever I did see one.  He is the greatest host ever and I doubt he will be asked back. 

A few observations:

1)      Gabourey Sidibe wore a dress that looked like something Mariah Carey vomited out of her butterfly   and rainbow covered pie hole. 

2)      Angelina Jolie looked so out of it that I thought she was going to turn into that old man sharing the slammer with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor in Stir Crazy that chases the imaginary fly around the room. 

3)      Apparently getting divorced makes you want to do weird things with your hair, like growing a Unabomber beard (Michael C. Hall) or get the sheep dog makeover (Sandra Bullock). 

4)      Robert DeNiro was completely charming and surprisingly funny. 

5)      Eva Longoria should wear a dress that does not make her trip with every step.

6)      I’m sure things were very awkward with the windswept Scarlett Johansson  and Sandra Bullock as there are rumors that Sandra and Scarlett’s seconds , Ryan Reynolds,  are humping the divorce blues away together. 

7)      Somebody should inform Annette Bening that monkeys do not make good hairdressers and she should rethink that choice for the next award show she attends. 

8)      It feels like Claire Danes has been winning awards for the Temple Grandin movie for five years now. When will it end?

9) Helena Bonham-Carter? The crazy, it burns, it burns!!!

I was thrilled that the Walking Dead was up for a nomination, I have such a thing for zombies and it is nice that they are finally getting the recognition they have long had coming. Boardwalk Empire is a great show and it was a worthy win along with Steve Buscemi. He is such a talented actor and deserves all the accolades coming his way. And last but not least, Jim Parsons of the Big Bang Theory. Wonderful! He is the best thing on a great show. As always the best actor on television today was once again completely snubbed by the GG’s, Fringe’s John Nobel. Hopefully one day soon this magnificent actor will walk away with every award ever invented and then they should make up some new ones just to give him.

So there you have it, my Golden Globes post-mortem. Just like every year there was some boring, some bizarre, some WTF?, and some great wins. See you on the flip side.